Cinderella's Revenge

This is not a horror movie. Although, if you think about it, it's probably still a horror movie. And the horror lies in his terrible script and terrible acting.

For sure, almost everyone knows the plot of the fairy tale "Cinderella", so I will focus only on the additions. So, a certain Arthur (Mike Kelson) is accused of stealing royal jewels and therefore his wife Catherine (Stephanie Lodge) kills him with the help of assassins and becomes the owner of the estate and the stepmother of Cinderella (Lauren Sterk), which she constantly emphasizes. Catherine has a couple of daughters, Josephine (Beatrice Fletcher) and Rachel (Megan Purvis), who are dumb and therefore treat Cinderella in every way. However, she prayed to all the Gods, starting from Jesus and ending with Allah, but the Fairy godmother (Natasha Henstridge) showed up. According to the classics, she gathers Cinderella for a ball hosted by Prince James (Darrell Griggs), but since the Fairy has the magic of time and space, she calls Tom Ford (William Marshall) for a dress, Vidal Sassoon (Mark Collier) for styling and Christina Louboutin (Craig Edgley) for shoes. And instead of a carriage, a Tesla electric car with coachman Elon Musk (Stephen Staley). It would be funny if it wasn't so dumb. As a result, the prince falls in love, the hairstyle and dress disappear along with the Tesla, and for some reason the shoes remain. And the stepmother recognizes Cinderella despite Sassoon's tricks and promises to arrange a "heavenly life" for her. Therefore, the Fairy godmother presents Cinderella with an evil mask and with a kind-hearted parting word "Piss them all!" sends her to take revenge for years of humiliation. To be honest, I expected the film to be bad, but it turned out to be much worse.. Acting is below the baseboard for absolutely all characters. They're not playing, they're making faces. Hanstridge is stupidly bantering and does not even try to portray acting. Inserts from the present, such as "You need to buy Apple shares" should be something like humor, but they look completely foreign and not a bit funny. Lauren Sterk's bare-ass finale is also somehow uninspiring. No, I understand that the film was intended as trash, but it could have been made bloody, not idiotic. And then even the bleeding is more boring than in the cartoon "Tom and Jerry". Don't look.

It's not as interesting a movie as expected, but you can watch it. We've already shot a lot of Cinderella movies and I thought it wouldn't be interesting anymore, it's something new in a different style. And as in all fairy tales, a magical ending happened.

It's not enough for us to have Winnie the Pooh with Piglets in slasher films, let's also pull up Cinderella. That's probably what the creators of this film decided, after getting well stoned.

Everything is terrible here, from the pitch itself to the acting. the ending is 18+ so it's not clear why at all.

There's a lot of blood, but it's still too bad a thrash. Don't waste your time.

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