Anaconda

To be honest, I didn't watch the announcement and didn't know what I was going for. I found out that this was a reboot of an old movie, literally half an hour before the start. What a disappointment it was. The movie is boring, the humor is flat. I don't recommend watching it at home, much less in a movie.

God, what a GNO

as a parody of the original 97 film and an attempt at a black comedy, it turned out to be controversial, of course..
but! if you don't place high hopes on this creation, then in principle it will work.

it's a pretty funny mockery of the films of the same name, with a lot of banter and homages on them. Yes, it looks silly and stupid somewhere. Yes, the humor is sometimes vulgar and below the belt, but it works and the movie is hilarious.

maybe someone just expected something completely different from the film, but still there's no point in finding fault with anything here. having turned off your head, with sweets and compote, this is quite a good entertainment for the evening.

And Jack Black, of course, as always, completely his atmosphere;)

Because of Jack Black. But it's not exactly funny, it's so-so. The final part, maybe. It's even strange that the best movie with him in the last five years is Minecraft.

The film is normal, if you don't make much sense.

A normal silly comedy to kill an evening, no worse than the silly comedies of recent years.

Thanks to this movie, I found out that there are gayporno pages on mayshous. lol

It's some kind of funny meta story. In fact, they want to make a remake of Anaconda in the movie, which is what Sony is doing in real life... I'm in shock 💀

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Ahahah, during the trip, the official film crew from the movie sails by, who says they plan to make a remake of Anaconda because there are no new ideas. Brilliant 😂

The cameo of Aunt Lopez will go. She kind of came to Jack Black's character to say that she admired their film and they were planning to shoot another Anaconda, apparently hinting at a real sequel. Let's say))

Well, Sony is definitely fine with meta-irony. But still, I probably needed a horror movie, because as far as I understood, the movie didn't go to many people...

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR ATTENTION!

I didn't compare it, even Black says in the movie that it's a reinterpretation. There are funny moments, it looks easy, I didn't even notice how I fried a mountain of pancakes while I was watching. So it's suitable for a one-time distraction - it's entertainment.

My God, why are you so serious about a Friday night movie?
It looks easy, sometimes it smiles. It's a great movie to relax in.

Unlike the bunch of previous installments in the series, the new film is a meta-comedy. It's like a remake, but it's about how the characters make the remake. It's brave. Some people won't like it, but I personally liked it. I can't say that the film is spectacular or frightening, but it's quite a funny comedy that made me laugh out loud several times.

Oh.. well... Not really, let's just say.

It wasn't very funny.

J.Lo, Ice Cube, are you filming here?😂😂😂

I'll say this: let the critics of the upper Internet, who gave low scores to this film, go on a long walk. To make claims that, you see, the new "Anaconda" is not a pure-blooded horror movie, but a comedy, I'm sorry, it's just ridiculous.

Even the original "Anaconda" starring Jennifer Lopez and Ice Cube was, in fact, "Jaws" about a snake in the jungle at the time of its release, I perceived it as a high-quality, but still Bae-class horror film, and the subsequent sequels that go straight to video (unless the first sequel somehow made it to the big screens), There were Ge categories altogether. How long can you stomp around and squeeze a diamond out of a substance that was not originally intended for this?

- We're shooting a remake of Anaconda.
- Reinterpretation...
- Rather, a spiritual sequel!

Tom Gormican, who recently noted the "Unbearable weight of a huge talent" in something similar conceptually, took it and, with great respect for the source material, transferred it to humorous rails. And despite the fact that the idea of reshooting famous films by amateurs is far from new - hello, Michel Gondry and Rewind with the same Black - it still looks fresh compared to the next remake of Anaconda (like any other horror movie).

The film was a success on all levels. This is a good story in itself about how friends deal with current problems by remembering easier days. In addition, Gormican moved away from the templates and reversed the roles of Rudd and Black. Usually, the former plays more serious (in comedies, adequate) comrades, while the latter plays idiots. Now Rudd is out of this world, and Black is more direct in his actions.

- Did you go into filming without knowing the third act?
- This is Hollywood now.

And in terms of humor, the new "Anaconda" is wonderful. Again, it works both as a meta-comedy with irony and that's all (fans of the original "Anaconda" will have something to laugh about and where to post), and as just a "dumb" sitcom about losers. On the funeral stage, he grunted like that tethered boar. And, by the way, about the horrors. I'll say this: the plot twists (one moment, of course, aroused suspicion from the very beginning, but the secondary line even surprised) and the scarecrows here are an order of magnitude better than in the recently viewed last "Jurassic World". And in general, than in most recent blockbusters.

Gormican's Anaconda is a great way to pass the evening. And if there's a sequel, I'd love to watch it. I hope it gets even crazier. There are prerequisites for this, especially if those who appeared in a cameo here will be given full-fledged roles in the sequel.

RATING: 4.5 "rejected" by Ana Konda out of 5

Aztoy

Well, that.. one view will be enough

Boring stuff

To be honest, it's a little weak

Jack Black norm burns out)

I expected more, at least normal humor, which was completely lacking here.

It's a funny movie with a great cast. Not bad humor, bloodshed and unexpected plot twists, all this is here) I think the actors themselves just decided to hang out in good company on the set, and get high from the process. The scene with Jack Black glued to a dead pig is just a masterpiece, it's worth watching this picture just for that. I liked the references to the original part of the films and the presence of the actors who starred in them. Of course, not a masterpiece of cinema, but for once, in the evening in the company of friends, it's just the thing to watch)

It was really funny, and I had a great time watching the movie. I would love to watch it again.

The snake had the best role in this movie)

They laughed heartily

This movie is just some kind of complete nonsense. It would seem that two good interesting actors, a great budget - from this it was possible to make a really cool, self-mocking trash frenzy. But in fact, we get absolutely ridiculous and flat humor. Instead of subtly bantering the genre, the actors just make ridiculous faces, and you catch a terrible Spanish shame from this.
​You sit through the whole movie and honestly don't understand why you had to do this reboot in the first place and what it was all about. It's a shame to compare it with the original 97 film, which was also a bit silly, but had its own frightening charm. During the entire timekeeping, there are literally a couple of moments that made me smile a little, but this is just the maximum of the picture.
​In short, I sincerely advise you not to waste your time on this at all. Life will only get better if you don't even know about the existence of this remake.

I was the only one who went to Google whether Paul Rudd was filmed in Swat?😅🤣

Well, Norm, there's something to laugh about, or rather, who - Jack Black, my respects, and Ice Cube, too)