s05e12 — Bad Blood

The X-Files — s05e12 — Bad Blood

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Release Date: 23.02.1998 04:00
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Discussion: Season 5, Episode 12
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Lavender_Fox
Lavender_Fox
06 Jun 2015, 21:31 #
Probably the funniest episode that I've reviewed 10 times. Mulder through Scully's eyes: a crazy lunatic with a BSV over 9000. and Scully through Mulder's eyes is harsh and greedy for men in the form of HDD
P.S.: he had the wrong bite!
Lava_recommends
Lava_recommends
PRO
06 Dec 2023, 22:15 #
@Lavender_Fox: I feel that this episode has sunk into my soul now too
natrixx
natrixx
07 Jun 2015, 19:44 #
The only one of the "funny" series that really made me laugh. Mulder is beautiful :D
manaenkov
manaenkov
28 Jul 2015, 12:55 #
Definitely the best episode in the series!
drabstvo
drabstvo
21 Aug 2015, 03:00 #
Thanks, I laughed.
Myrkar
Myrkar
14 Sep 2015, 15:34 #
"I was drugged!":D
Smillaarak
Smillaarak
02 Apr 2018, 14:21 #
@Myrkar: I was drugged))
jj_cas
jj_cas
24 Sep 2015, 05:35 #
aaaaaaaaa..I'm thrilled)))
Another favorite series))
But his teeth are crooked)))
John_Crichton
John_Crichton
09 Nov 2015, 06:48 #
"...Scully Prison. Your nickname in the camera will be a big margin. You will read Gertrude Stein's books." )))hD
baldarek
baldarek
24 Dec 2015, 22:12 #
@Roadblock: In the original "Prison, Scully. Your cell mate's nickname is going to be Large Marge. She's going to read a lot of Gertrude Stein". Do they translate by ear there?
Jane_Ferguson
Jane_Ferguson
10 Mar 2016, 13:55 #
@baldarek: That's what they said in my translation, about the cellmate
Fudgmunk
Fudgmunk
18 Nov 2015, 00:14 #
The crossover series, two different funny stories from Scully and Mulder, as well as a lot of jokes in the dialogues, amused the episode very much with its not typical content)
queen_of_spades
queen_of_spades
20 Nov 2015, 22:28 #
This is the same series - the source of the masterpiece GIFs, where Scully weighs the intestines :D
Still, I don't understand how Scully and Mulder still manage to stay alive x)
baldarek
baldarek
24 Dec 2015, 22:13 #
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Танк
Танк
03 Jan 2016, 17:46 #
The series is very cool))))) even the assistant's hand giving Mulder a chair leg.
heartofdarkness
heartofdarkness
21 Jan 2016, 05:33 #
A MASTERPIECE series, laughed to tears!
The crooked-toothed sheriff just killed :D
haydee
haydee
30 Jan 2016, 01:33 #
A carbon monoxide episode! And finally, Mulder was made jealous.
Izzy_Stevens
Izzy_Stevens
31 Jan 2016, 03:02 #
a great series!) "I was drugged!"))
nothxbtch
nothxbtch
29 Feb 2016, 21:17 #
The series is really great, the only one that pleased me from the series in a similar style.
TriadFromMars
TriadFromMars
13 Apr 2016, 08:49 #
Defending yourself with two baguettes folded in a cross is something, of course :D
Mr_Kirpister
Mr_Kirpister
13 May 2016, 21:16 #
A stunningly comical episode!:"D
Do you know that feeling when you're ashamed/embarrassed for the main character? So, here I felt it in full.:"D
Mulder is jealous, really! I've been waiting!:D

"Prison, Scully. Your cellmate will be called Big Marge, and she definitely won't be reading Gertrude Stein!"

"- 16:54, I'm starting the autopsy of a white man, 60 years old, who may have had an even worse time in Texas than I did... but not by much."
In general, the moments with the autopsy are full of rzhak, Danna is incomparable!:"And the
singing Mulder!? "Oh no, you wouldn't dare!"
God, what kind of song and high note is that?!:"D How I adore him!hdd
The way Mulder saw the sheriff is just something!:Oh my God, what kind of teeth and voice?!hd

"Did he have big, crooked teeth?"
- Malocclusion.":"D

In general, it's funny: Scully presents the sheriff as a smart and sexy cowboy, and Mulder as a crooked-toothed, stupid redneck.:D
Hooray, Mulder and the seeds! I was already starting to worry that he was forgetting his habit.:3
The canon, after all.:3

Ha, and who noticed something similar to John Williams music, in the moment with the uncontrolled van? I know the composer of the X files is the same, but damn, I thought of Star Wars anyway.:D

"Are you saying I hit him after all?" Twice?
"Right in the chest." But at least he cares.
"And then he swooped down on me like a flying squirrel?"
- Well, I'm unlikely to use the "flying squirrel" comparison in a conversation with Skinner, but that's how it was."

"Mulder, don't forget to tell me that you've been drugged.
- Can you stop?! Stop it.
"It won't hurt."
"Stop it.
- Scully, Mulder...
- THEY PUMPED ME UP."Perfect, bravo Mulder.:"D
Oh, Gods, the baguette cross is brilliant!:D
In general, this is the most gorgeous series of this style and if it were possible to put a rating of 1000 stars, I would have put it without hesitation.)))


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heysailorpower
heysailorpower
14 May 2016, 18:40 #
My God, it's an incredible episode:'
I screamed from the way Mulder described Sheriff, he was obviously jealous, hehe
Anyway, Mulder is in his repertoire. I was drugged. And his teeth are crooked.
Definitely a plus one to your favorite episodes
umka_pumka
umka_pumka
05 Aug 2016, 16:47 #
This series is amazing! A masterpiece! There are enough funny episodes this season, but this one! Scully and the autopsy, Mulder singing, a vampire indignant about sunflower seeds and, of course, the masterpiece "I WAS DRUGGED!" :)))
Definitely on the list of favorite episodes!
bonyasss
bonyasss
11 Aug 2016, 05:07 #
i was drugged!
id47191089
id47191089
30 Nov 2016, 19:59 #
The coolest episode ever!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaa
sashko
sashko
08 Jan 2017, 01:46 #
It was my favorite episode!!! The vampire and the sunflower seeds are the most epic moment)))
хаддистка
хаддистка
04 Feb 2018, 15:22 #
My most favorite series. I've already reviewed it a hundred times. But only recently I noticed a hand giving a chair leg. I'm just YELLING
julentiy
julentiy
31 Aug 2021, 18:46 #
@haddistka: at what point is this leg served? I watched it a couple of times - I can't see it)
Ozakls
Ozakls
25 Feb 2023, 06:16 #
@julentiy: + if they tell you, light up
ANRI_K
ANRI_K
02 Jun 2023, 14:38 #
@Ozakls: The area is 34 minutes. When Mulder tells and he breaks a chair in a hotel room to chase a dude with a stake.
small_mystic
small_mystic
01 Mar 2018, 01:18 #
One of the best comedy episodes of the series! Cute and really funny)
And useful, by the way. I've learned since school that you have to throw seeds at a vampire.
The sheriff is Luke Wilson, right? It was unexpected to see the face of a now-popular actor who was just starting out.
Smillaarak
Smillaarak
02 Apr 2018, 14:24 #
@small_mystic: from the very beginning, there are some pretty well-known faces in the series)
SophietheValiant
SophietheValiant
25 Dec 2020, 00:32 #
@small_mystic: any little things like beans and peas, yes, Bram Stoker's Dracula talked about that too :) So that the vampire could collect it all scattered, and the hunter could attack him or burn the sun.
Smillaarak
Smillaarak
02 Apr 2018, 14:23 #
Season 5 is just brilliant!
hlas_of_my_nick
hlas_of_my_nick
30 Apr 2019, 07:07 #
*Mulder sprinkles sunflower seeds in front of a vampire"
Vampire: - Well, why did you do that? You're a dead man!
*collects seeds*
ish_kingsize
ish_kingsize
02 Jun 2019, 23:39 #
The ending killed)) I was waiting for Mulder's remark about teeth))
An amazing series!
Naitoki
Naitoki
PRO
25 Apr 2020, 23:56 #
Another funny and abstract episode in the piggy bank
Funny episode) especially the way Mulder and Scali describe each other 😅
id575758122
id575758122
08 Jun 2020, 22:22 #
One of the coolest episodes)))
bransque
bransque
16 Aug 2020, 20:22 #
What a wonderful series :D
ilpassetto
ilpassetto
PRO
20 Aug 2020, 22:33 #
Ahhaha, the expression on Skinner's face after listening to the progress report is priceless. (=
SophietheValiant
SophietheValiant
25 Dec 2020, 00:34 #
@ilpassetto: He's thinking about his grandchildren, the Winchesters, ahahaha
Nika_Riley
Nika_Riley
08 Dec 2025, 20:48 #
@SophietheValiant: because there was a similar episode in the novels) where Dean and Sam tell Bobby (he listened with the same face) each their own version of the investigation. It's also a very humorous series, and there are mentions of UFOs in the series too. As soon as I started watching the series, I immediately realized that Kripke had taken it as the basis for creating the series in the Netherlands)
id335453540
id335453540
02 Apr 12:27 #
@ilpassetto: Like, God, what morons...but my morons.. What do you have to listen to. Okay, face the brick. :)
MARxLENin
MARxLENin
25 Sep 2020, 20:35 #
Mulder had met vampires before. And the chupacabra too.
analanabanana
analanabanana
17 Nov 2020, 19:22 #
In Mulder's eyes, Scully is such an antics, bored and openly flirting with the sheriff, and the sheriff himself is so dumb, lol
One smart Fox 😂
A very funny episode
SophietheValiant
SophietheValiant
25 Dec 2020, 00:30 #
@analanabanana: Each hero has his own stories, hehehehh
SophietheValiant
SophietheValiant
25 Dec 2020, 00:30 #
It's a great and funny series, we need to bring them in more often. Mulder is very jealous of Scully, it looks incredibly funny. By the way, in a special episode for the fifth season, Rhys Carter confirmed that they are romantically involved, but not sexually romantic yet. ;)
Luke Wilson nyasha in any case.
In general, it's great, 5 stars
SophietheValiant
SophietheValiant
25 Dec 2020, 00:40 #
Also, this series has such a "Supernatural" atmosphere, I really like these motels and the vibrating bed and so on.
Shairen
Shairen
03 Mar 2021, 00:45 #
@SophietheValiant: It's funny to read "Supernatural Atmosphere" when it's only coming out in a few years. Rather, X files have become the canon for many TV series, horror films, and procedural films.
Znata
Znata
06 Mar 2023, 20:39 #
@Shairen: Well, there's just no other way to say it, this episode has the atmosphere of the entire super series, even if they came out later. You can't say that the Supernatural series has the atmosphere of a series of Xfiles.
Igor_K
Igor_K
26 Feb 2025, 00:13 #
@Znata: and so it turns out that this whole huge series boils down to one episode of The X-Files)))
vausemraz
vausemraz
29 Nov 2021, 21:13 #
I got carried away at the moment where Mulder threw seeds at the deliveryman XDD
"Well, why did you do that?" *collects*
rina_stay
rina_stay
26 Apr 2022, 07:18 #
Exactly half of the series has been watched. There are still as many left
id18379359
id18379359
06 Jul 2022, 09:19 #
The best series and the best pitch! I wanted to see this vision of everything through the eyes of the characters in all the series
AnginKa
AnginKa
PRO
28 Dec 2024, 23:48 #
the series Lovers with Ruth Wilson is built just like that :)
Anlesss
Anlesss
25 Nov 2022, 20:03 #
This is not the first episode in which, with a huge amount of humor, Mulder and Scully's points of view on the same investigation are revealed, but it is very funny, full of irony. Interestingly, Scully, through Mulder's eyes, turns out to be a fan of cowboys and vibro-cribs. In a word, a real bully. It was funny to see Scully like that.

A wonderful series. There's a lot of very high-quality drama this season, and this story dilutes it perfectly.
_Linda_
_Linda_
02 Feb 2023, 02:49 #
"Eeyore!" - Mulder through Scully's eyes)))

Woolf2211
Woolf2211
14 Mar 2023, 22:38 #
Everyone commented before me, there's nothing more to add) A gorgeous series
mirrorprism
mirrorprism
11 Aug 2023, 17:01 #
I can't, a jealous Mulder is very cute and funny :D
Jammm
Jammm
25 Jan 2024, 00:55 #
Great episode! The first season was so serious and gloomy, yes, even a few seasons. And now there is a variety in the shooting. Yes, the style is a bit motley due to the fact that the handwriting of different directors is visible, but it's even more interesting this way))
UndeR
UndeR
31 Mar 2024, 13:44 #
Cool series) Really one of the best humorous ones)
MikityTeru
MikityTeru
PRO
15 Apr 2024, 23:58 #
Translators did not finish playing when they were shaking on the bed, it was necessary to voice it in the same way as when shaking))
MaxonKrutson
MaxonKrutson
PRO
11 May 2024, 11:33 #
A very cool series. He was yelling at Golovin
ArwenMorgan
ArwenMorgan
23 Jul 2024, 13:55 #
I really love such humorous series. It suits Mulder just fine. At first I thought it was the April issue 🤣
Иерарх
Иерарх
29 Jan 2025, 13:14 #
This is the second and last episode of the series with the highest rating - 9.2 (the first was 3x04, about a clairvoyant who said that Scully would not die) =3
Amelenka
Amelenka
16 Mar 2025, 22:34 #
The most gorgeous episode, and how they play , I couldn 't tear myself away the whole episode . Scully on a vibrating bed with a rattling voice is actually hilarious))
chelike
chelike
20 Apr 2025, 14:23 #
I'm leaving a comment to return to the episode about the incredibly sweet and loving Scully and the jealous Mulder.
Well, they have wonderful chemistry after all!
KatrinVamp
KatrinVamp
PRO
19 Jan 22:14 #
Scully looked into the corpse's stomach and realized that she was hungry 😂😂😂😂😂
ingati
ingati
04 Feb 12:01 #
@KatrinVamp: Mushrooms... hmm....🤣🤣🤣
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