s01e07 — Fish in the Jailhouse

Their subway ride with deadpan faces and Jessica stealing beer from a homeless man...))

Is the lawyer organizing an escape from custody at the police station? Moving on a subway covered with surveillance cameras? Easy

Damn, it was so obvious that Danny was being provoked into punching this wall, and of course this naive idiot did it.

- You are a witness to the crime.
"A witness?" Would you like to describe how it sounded?

The looks of Luke and Jessica - again in costume - perfectly reflect how comical it looks)

As soon as Danny concentrated his Chi in his fist and started fighting Electra, I had only one phrase in my head:

STAY OUT OF IT YOU FUCKING MORON BITCH SHE'LL EAT YOU UP AAAAAAAAAAA

Well done, the team has finally started working together and listening to each other!

Jessica Jones, stealing beer from a homeless man is just 10 out of 10

I liked how Matt put Karen in her place with his "this is my life", she went overboard with her selfishness.

Damn, what a funny fist girlfriend.
"You shouldn't be here!"
"Don't thank me.

Lol, she came, waved her katana and actually had no effect on the outcome of the fight, and then says "don't thank me."

All the characters in this series are great, except for the absolutely dumb cops and the even dumber fist.

What was that music before the screensaver? In the scene when they show them all lying down.

what a stupid fist, he doesn't think anything through in advance, he always acts impulsively on emotions... Yeah, one disappointment
, only Jess and Matt are happy, everything else is so-so

Yes, we need to look for morons like Dani))
The whole plot is on it!) That is, on the conflict between his infantilism and everyone else.

How bad everything is...

The series is a bit slow at the beginning, but it's moving towards a logical conclusion. Jessica stealing beer from a homeless man and hitting Madame Gao with a pipe - 10 out of 10. Finale, don't let me down!

what a crappy and ragged montage at the end of the action sequence.

God, I love it when these pathetic people start making gods of themselves
, so we're cops, and you're just some kind of vigilantes, kokoko, we can deal with Kokoko's Hand ourselves, there's no need to protect us, Coco, now I'm putting
all the police in a cage, and they've found someone to use them on - criminals, you see
, just like that I want to slap this captain in the face

The scene: "Three beggars in the subway" is simply gorgeous!

The thought at the beginning: Oh, what a great scene for Where Did You Sleep Last Night.
The thought at the end: oh, well, where did you get such a fool from?!

Kulak stump) spread out like a child. And even before that, he said: "I know what you're trying to achieve."

A fight in the garage is good! And here's a Fist with an Electric one.. Well, Denis! Well, you can't be such a simpleton! Although you can..

Chet didn't understand where Denis got to?! It looks like some kind of dead dragon.... Did he get into Kun Lung?
Jess is very strong! And grandma is good))

SMASH THE HULK!!!

Wow, I have a real PICHOT!!!

That's all the cool stuff that Netflix has done, it's just getting killed by this fucking iron asshole.

Two cool seasons of Daredevil, the upcoming spin-off with the excellent Punisher, which was introduced into SG, Luke Cage and Jessica Jones also came out interesting.

And then there's a damn curly-haired guy with IQ legs from a stool. I dropped him twice during the season and watched him through the force only because everything led just to the Defenders.

And he's annoying here, too. It's just Ja Ja Bings with a doshirak instead of hair.

It's kind of corny that he broke this wall "by mistake".
There was such a plot that his girlfriend would be killed by her former teacher (which he repeatedly tried to do), and Dani would do it to get her back (after Matt's words about how his beloved died in his arms, and now she's back)... But no.

Of course I understand everything.Arm.Ancient.immortal, strong.But it seems to me that if you hit Grandma with a pipe, and then Jessica kicks you, a few bones should definitely be broken)))

I hope that the Hand will finally be completely finished and they will no longer figure as the main villains. How depressing they are

the main slogan of the next season of Iron Fist should be: "Worst Iron Fist Ever"

Was I the only one who wanted to hit Misty all through the episode, and then she took it like that, got mean, and became a normal person? In Luke's solo album, and in a couple of previous episodes of Defenders, she regularly threw up - the lady's conceit is huge, but clearly wounded - and then suddenly such reasonableness!
Foggy and Karen were also a reason for sadness at first, but then Foggy turned on his brains, and the ability to accept Matt for who he is (it's a pity that for a short time), and not just to lecture, and I somehow became forgiving - to both of them, they go in my head one condemning (but beloved) as a set.
Claire looks especially warm against the background of all these people, who is also just an ordinary person, and just wants Luke to be there - but still always finds the strength not to interfere with him being who he is and doing what he sees fit. I look at her, and somehow I want to believe in humanity..
and if you step back from the team of people, and look at the team of heroes..
The subway ride is one of my favorite moments - we sat down so tightly, and then Jessica ran off for a beer. What a wise woman!
Well, there's a fight in the parking lot: Matt is having fun with two centuries-old men, Jess and Luke are exchanging a pipe and Granny Gao... Romance! I'm already sad that there's only one episode left..

P.S. Who undresses poor Dani all the time, huh? A boy wakes up, and someone opened his shirt. Perverts. <3

In some places, this series is very similar to a skit with a bunch of characters that I adore. :D But the plot here, in principle, is not the main thing. It's just a pity, I don't really like our favorite fights in the dark this time, because with the jagged editing and jumps from one character to another, the action feels worse. It was not necessary to apply the usual manner of shooting action films to group ones.

You don't understand, it's a scary invincible organization - two guys with swords and a granny with a stick. Seriously, did I miss something or where did the ninja hordes go?

After watching this episode, a crazy fan theory about the iron fist arose. In fact, the "iron fist" turns into a dragon after death, and in order for a new "iron fist" to appear, the candidate must kill the old one, i.e., the dragon and gain power. The substance that the "hand" is hunting for is actually the remains of dragons (their blood, bones, and all that).
I'm just kidding)
It's really nice to watch the interactions of the characters, I adore Matt and Jessica, even from their solo series.

Danny, Danny......

*facepalm*

1. Very suddenly, Karen was wildly infuriated, even though she takes on a lot. I don't remember that she evoked such emotions in DD, she seemed to be a pleasant character, but here she was just a baba baba, my (oh, just without gender shits, plz)
2. How did the Fist's dragon-crossing wound heal so quickly? According to the series, it hasn't been more than a week. I don't remember what happened to his regeneration, but at least the scar should remain.
3. I wanted to wonder why Misty's hand hasn't been beaten in any way yet, but I realized that I don't remember what happened to it in LK at all.

Yeah.. Danny Rand's bird is not very smart and quick-witted...))

That feeling when you were going to save an ally, but in the end you were going to blow up a skyscraper.

Mr. Bulletproof and Joan Jett :D
"That's what Family is for" awww :3 Foggy, beloved and sweet Foggy :33

Ahaha, I'm yelling from the stage in the subway))))

Well, no, it was very bad, it felt like they had to finish the script / finish the series faster and they did everything according to drafts. But the moment in the subway is cool, the best in the series.

Stole beer from a homeless man 10 out of 10

The worst iron fist ever!

What a disgusting montage of fights —I don't know shit, although I don't really like them, but it's not even clear what's really going on here. I really wanted to understand what kind of skill Gao possesses — it's certainly not waving his fists/ legs))

Well, never mind—Danny's lying down, recovering, but where's Elektra?

The whole season of the LC and the whole season of the Defenders before this episode, I was tormented by the question - is Danny Rand mentally retarded? I pushed this thought away from myself as much as I could, but this episode proved to me that the first assumption usually turns out to be true (Occam's Razor).

- "We are not alone"
- "Just like Jackson's"

I can't get rid of the thought of what would happen if Denis lost his arm (for example, it would be cut off, just by accident).

I thought my eyes would fall out when watching the fight scene. What are you doing as an operator? Nothing is clear at all.

The series was supposed to be the best in the franchise, but it turned out to be the worst.

Several times in previous TV series about these characters there were scenes of fights, filmed as if in one take. And in the finale of this episode, we really had to try to shoot something like that. Okay, let the 3-on-3 battle scene be interrupted several times by a Fist and Elektra fight, but how cool it would be if instead of a flickering, in front of which it was fitting to show a sign warning epileptics to move away from the screen, we were shown a spectacularly staged battle scene of three defenders with three fingers. In fact, everything that happened before led to this final clash. But it came out quite weak. One can, of course, hope that there will be something more impressive in the final episode... But it feels like the decisive battle between heroes and villains was right here, and then they would just blow them all up.

Luke Cage looks like a nerdy high school student who finds it easy to study at his own school, but suddenly it's hard to transfer to a stronger school) They're already afraid of his appearance in Harlem, and he's not straining. He immediately began to rake in a way that he had never dreamed of. I especially remember the moment in the previous episodes, where he was surprised to find that there was a man who could punch him in the jaw with his bare hands)))
As for Denis. He brought whining into this series. At this rate, he will surpass Batman)

"Weirder and weirder," Alice said

That's the phrase I associate with the last seconds of this episode.

Super Joanne Jett is the perfect nickname for Jessica

On the plus side: The large-scale destruction didn't look bad, even though it was all graphics, beautiful special effects, and a cool screensaver. Among the disadvantages: an ill-conceived script, the acting, there are questions about the costumes.In general, I bet 4 😂

Couldn't you have taken a thicker blanket? To prevent Alexandra's blood from dripping onto the floor 😅
As always, Jess wants a drink 😂
Family? Toretto would be proud 😅
Why doesn't the police storeroom lock itself? 🤔
"Not today"? As in the film where she starred 😅 "The Snake will be decapitated" - in the film she played one of the Sand Snakes 😅
Matt should shave, because if the cops see him up close in a suit, they might notice that Murdock and Daredevil have the same stubble. 🤔
I hope if there are new LCD's in the future, they will be taught tolerance and self-control, because Danny is not good at it.

Chronology - events take place on May 9th, 2016. At this time, the Ancient One took Strange to a snowy peak so that he could return from there himself.