s01e07 — Nobody's Hero

Name: Spider-Noir: Season 1, Episode 7 - Nobody's Hero
Genre: Action, Drama, Sci-Fi
Released: 2026-05-25
Rating: 4.437
Cast: Nicolas Cage, Lamorne Morris, Brendan Gleeson, Li Jun Li, Abraham Popoola

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Runtime:	45 min.
Release Date:	25.05.2026^{25.05.2026 19:00}
Watched by:	7 494^42.9%

Discussion: Season 1, Episode 7
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Hidji

27 May 02:30 #

Talking to the secretary about "I am a Spider" is fun, of course).

Nog

28 May 18:40 #

@Hidji: I wonder when she believed it) probably not the first time, but when he was hanging on the ceiling, she should have.

Hidji

28 May 21:12 #

@Nog: it even seems to me that there were a lot more such cases than they showed))).

BKNK

PRO

11 Jun 23:37 #

@Hidji:

Nog

28 May 18:38 #

Yumikuri

08 Jun 03:00 #

@Nog: not b/w - not canon

Choly_Cavel

29 May 11:42 #

Drunk Master - Jackie Chan will appreciate it)

Choly_Cavel

29 May 12:39 #

@Choly_Cavel: The Drunk Man.

demx

29 May 16:31 #

A drunken Spider plays hard workers in a bar - that's exactly what you'd expect from Cage. He didn't let me down.

Paramelion

31 May 00:01 #

@demx: The bartender is clearly not happy about this) The bar can be almost safely closed) major repairs are needed there)

BKNK

PRO

12 Jun 00:04 #

@Paramelion: The bartender is played by the same actor who played the Shameless drunk who constantly hung out at the local bar. Career growth, it turns out

Vikki

03 Jul 15:37 #

@BKNK: Wow, how did you notice

zyyfff

PRO

29 May 17:53 #

That's how it should have been soaked Luke Cage! Shoot him in the eye! Otherwise, they only shot him in the sternum, knowing that his skin was impenetrable! 🤦🏻‍♀️

Well, okay, that doesn't apply to this series...

I'm amazed how many syringes the Spider has prepared from one bottle! He must have used Potter's replenishment spell.

The last synchronized shots smiled:
"Bring Ben Reilly" 😏

Paramelion

31 May 00:00 #

@zyyfff: Maybe he's a bodyguard)

zyyfff

PRO

31 May 02:36 #

@Paramelion: I spit in each serving))

grandvil

PRO

31 May 22:33 #

@zyyfff: By the way, at the end of season 1 of "Jessica Jones," that's exactly how Luke was injected with medicine through his eye when Jessica shot him with a gun)

zyyfff

PRO

31 May 23:02 #

@grandvil: Yes, I'm aware))

However, you should have removed your comment under the spoiler, because not everyone has watched JJ yet 💁🏻♀️

Kodval

17 Jun 20:49 #

@zyyfff: the series is 11 years old, this is already the problem of those who haven't watched it in so long :)

zyyfff

PRO

17 Jun 21:33 #

@Kodval: so if a teenager has just grown up to an old TV series, is it his problem that he was born too late? 🤔

Now you can write heaps of spoilers everywhere about all the movies and TV series if they were shot 10+ years ago? Excellent logic (no) 🤦🏻♀️

Kodval

18 Jun 08:36 #

@zyyfff: that is, let's not discuss iconic moments like Mufasa's death in the Lion King or Jack's death in Titanic, because children will always be born and they should not know the cultural code of the past! :)

zyyfff

PRO

19 Jun 00:49 #

@Kodval: Discuss it, of course! As many as you want! Under the news dedicated to these projects, and under the cartoons/movies/TV series themselves.

I don't want to know the outcome of a project that I haven't seen yet, no matter how old it is, 10-20-30-100. That's why I don't comment on it specifically. And it's a shame to accidentally stumble upon something like this.

mufasa's death in the Lion King or jack's death in titanic

in a completely different place 🤷🏻♀️

User of MyShows

06 Jun 05:19 #

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Лаваш

06 Jun 05:20 #

@zyyfff: In fact, syringes usually have much less liquid than they seem. I once had to give a cat a drink from a syringe when it was dehydrated, it seemed that there was as much water in the syringe as in the whole cat, but in fact there was only 10 ml, 1/5 of a glass

Иерарх

PRO

29 May 20:00 #

I'm absolutely sure that the idea to act out the spider's habits came from Cage himself, and there was no such thing in the original script. Thanks to him =3

BKNK

PRO

11 Jun 00:28 #

@Hierarch: judging by the words of the showrunner, it's true: "Nick brought so many ideas to the character that we were genuinely surprised, it was just a blow to the head. His position was, "I'm a spider who's trying to cosplay a human." He approached the character in a way that no one else would have even thought of."

windofnature

31 May 00:03 #

Lady Judas)

Jeronimoo

01 Jun 10:59 #

Drunk Master is a cool reference, I love Jackie!! I'm sure he won't be able to give up the spider!!! With the secretary and the spider, it's just awesome, how funny and funny!! Boozy Cage is just up to chic!!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😍

Mirzoevshama

01 Jun 21:08 #

Drunk spider, it's a thrill.

sardorelly

02 Jun 21:27 #

Great episode, it's a pity that there's not much left to watch.

mrbradshaw

PRO

05 Jun 09:59 #

A drunken Pavuk is exactly what I needed for a good mood!
Bokalek Buhauk!

Doctor_13

24 Jun 17:34 #

@mrbradshaw: Noir Goblet Buhauk

mrbradshaw

PRO

24 Jun 18:08 #

@Doctor_13: Yes! An ingenious nickname

vlandus

07 Jun 03:05 #

- Wow.. Ahh!! Are we still fighting?
"Not anymore. Everything is fine.

Yumikuri

08 Jun 03:01 #

- This is my car, it killed
me, I wonder how much they paid Askhab Tamayev for the cameo?

symkun_0

PRO

08 Jun 08:30 #

The dubbing from lostfilm is, as always, amazing. The only thing is that the translation is lame in places.

BKNK

PRO

10 Jun 23:59 #

The drunken Spider scenes are the best in the series. What we all needed.

g1825954

14 Jun 21:33 #

Minus one supervillain

Sukub21

20 Jun 19:17 #

The bar scene is just hilarious, got drunk and went to give a pussy, Cage is a 10/10 actor, and plus the scenes with Janet the Spider, you can also laugh for a long time, I would really like to see TV series about other spiders from other universes

Doctor_13

24 Jun 17:33 #

It's like the mayor of New York has some kind of weak campaign headquarters, except for the room where the money is.
The editing in the last scene is calculated

DIVbalakovo

27 Jun 00:02 #

And that's it, it seems like it's not bad, but such a childish plot that at least a wolf howls. The last episode remains, but there is no hope for anything serious, alas.

Djigman

28 Jun 10:34 #

The last episodes are hard to come by... And the Cat is still a terrible miskast, some kind of short_Yange or rather nedo_Ainura from the Kitchen, it's funny to see such a femme fatale

Vikki

03 Jul 15:41 #

Drunk spider performed by Cage vanlove🤣😻

dnounk

03 Jul 18:39 #

I don't understand why Robbie didn't just tell Lonnie that they had a cure. He said bluntly that he wanted to have a good life at last, because he thought he was dying like a monster. If I had told you about the medicine right away, then there would have been no fight.

Pafasan

PRO

04 Jul 23:04 #

In my opinion, the best episode!
A fight in a bar and "confessions" to a secretary is just a tower.

totkotnet

Today, 02:34 #

"Because with no power come no responsibility"
I agree, there are a lot of cool funny moments in the series, but I like this one.
First of all, it's a cool character-based game, and it wasn't passed right away, but towards the end.
Secondly, it seems that in these turbulent times such a manifesto is exactly what is needed.

s01e07 — Nobody's Hero

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