How can they even argue about rank and who should obey whom, if 4/5 of their lives were one person? Like, "I'm your superior officer!" "Yeah, Commander, do you remember how a dog chased you at the age of 12, bit your ass and pulled down your pants? I remember how I had to run home half a city later"
- Lieutenant.
- /quietly to myself: "motherfucker" /
- /quietly to myself: "motherfucker"/