Overview
Five years after the events of Jurassic World Dominion, covert operations expert Zora Bennett is contracted to lead a skilled team on a top-secret mission to secure genetic material from the world's three most massive dinosaurs. When Zora's operation intersects with a civilian family whose boating expedition was capsized, they all find themselves stranded on an island where they come face-to-face with a sinister, shocking discovery that's been hidden from the world for decades.
























































Yes, the film follows the success of its predecessors, but the story itself is still interesting. It looks dynamic, with effects, visuals, and dinosaurs. It's perfect
for a summer blockbuster and big-screen viewing.
+ Scarlet Johansson of course🥰
But it's not clear why they showed a dinosaur in the form of an Alien?
The line of Scarlet Johanson and the Scientist was overlooked, there were some hints of romance, but in the end nothing special - and it is Scarlet who is the one who is cut out of the film and nothing will change, literally she is just a fan service, a big star in a big movie. I liked the way the family relationship between my daughter's boyfriend and my father developed!
And the final mutant dinosaur looked a bit like the monsters from Doom to me.
What upset me was the lack of a final cut between two huge dinosaurs, even a T-Rex and a Mutant; and the scant availability of different versions of dinosaurs. They can literally be counted using a 1-1.5 finger. It's about the interesting ones, not the minor ones in the background.…
So you can go once, I bet 7 Nigersaurus-s out of 10.
(That's if there's such a dinosaur)
The main thing is not to die. (c)
To be honest, the movie is like that. Not good and not bad, such a three-plus is a stretch.
Maybe there are viewers who felt like the Dew of God in the last trilogy, but I think every next Jurassic film is a little worse than the previous one.
So, one businessman decided to make all the money in the world by creating a cool medicine that significantly improves people's lives, guess what?, of course, from the biomaterial of dinosaurs.
And to take these materials, he enlisted the mercenary Johansson, the paleontologist scientist Bailey and the brave sailors Mahershala Ali and his team.
And they went to the equator to poke needles at dinosaurs.
You can watch it and not even spit, but it didn't really capture me.
One scene is beautiful where Gigantosaurs were in the grass.
And now the final dinosaur is a mix of a carp and a T-Rex.
At the moment when the family appeared on the yacht, it became boring, together with my father, I was off with my daughter's boyfriend, I really hoped that they would be removed further along the plot, but thanks damn, they dragged everyone to the end. The girl was annoying at times, especially with screams, after that I thought about it, figured it out and realized that apparently this is a feature of all Park Worlds, in every movie there must be a child among the characters (it's understandable why, the audience is so wider, but still at least one of the new films could have been without children)
The moment when-the gate died for the candy wrapper, which caused the system to shut down and everything went awry, this is some kind of game, if your entire security collapses because of one broken door, what you were hoping for... (and it's not the door to some aviary that collapses, but its small breakdown that leads to a restart the whole system and the consequences)
I didn't understand the moment at the end when the hero of Marheshalla Ali almost died, everything was going to this, they showed it right from the frames, but in the end he came out alive and whole. What? How? Why? It doesn't make sense... That is, this D-Rex, of course, had eaten the "villain" a little earlier, but he didn't, apparently he doesn't eat good ones. Moreover, they literally had a Chekhov's gun floating in the middle of the film, there was some kind of hefty snake in the pond, why not show how it attacked D-Rex and distracted him? Of course, there are a lot of questions ...
the most naive ending with the publication of the extracted materials, like yes, then everyone will be able to make medicine, there are no cartels and collusion of companies, big farms. The companies are white and fluffy, they won't fight over this piece of pie, no no 😇
Yes, this happens somewhere in space rockets, but damn, we just have a laboratory with enclosures here, roughly speaking ...
You can compare, for example, with the breakdown of the elevator door in a shopping center - this obviously will not lead to the fact that the entire shopping complex will turn off the lights and restart the electronics
Scarlet is gorgeous as always, the main icon of the movie!
New dinosaurs, mutants are amazing... Especially Tyrex, he's terrifying.
In principle, it's not a bad movie, but there weren't enough characters from previous films.) I missed the Jurassic universe!
At the beginning of the film, she made bets on who would survive and who would definitely die, and Krebs entered the second category. I thought Kincaid would die protecting someone, but how he survived is still a mystery to me.🤔
Surprisingly, only members of Zora's group died, and no one from the family team, although I thought that the father of the family would die or Javier, but they all survived 🤨
Scarlett Johansson is gorgeous as always. It's just love. 💚
I was also expecting a fight at the end for the prey of the original tyrannosaurus versus its copy, but ...
the mutant dinosaurs looked something like an alien. It was like crossing a dinosaur and an alien and something happened...🙄
In short, I liked the movie. It's worth a look
The storyline with the family turned out to be touching, my palms were sweating, I was so worried about them.
And I squandered the moments with the "cool" action men, then they'll drop everything and wake up all the dinosaurs, only these professionals collect problems on their ass. The Mexicans had escaped with their whole family, and the little girl, know-name, was more useful than Scarlet.
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According to the plot, it's not a boring, sturdy action movie, but jokingly, I was pleased with the epic battle with the mososaurus. Scarlett is as good as ever as a fighting woman, even though her age is already taking its toll. I almost don't feel sorry for Duncan's team, there are some characters who are not written at all, and in the end, there is also a happy ending with its incredible salvation, they could sacrifice someone for the sake of drama.
The ruler with the father saving the family, although worn out, looks absolutely not superfluous, it was even more interesting to watch them.
P.S. I didn't understand why to leave generators on an abandoned island, so also who refuels them so that they arrange a disco every night.
P.P.S. Lace's product placement in the store scenes worked, I just wanted to))
It is also strange that the authors did not fix one of the main problems of the last part ("Jurassic World: Domination"), namely the overabundance of characters. In addition to the team that went to the island, for some reason there is a Mexican family in the film consisting of a father, two daughters and a boyfriend of one of them. Moreover, they are played by unknown actors. They are annoying and only clog up the timing.
And the rest of the actors don't bring anything to the film, because their characters don't reveal themselves in any way. Scarlett Johansson just has nothing to play here, her character is just a confident warrior like everyone else. At least somehow only the main villain stands out, but he turned out to be a bit caricatured. The action is also not impressive, because almost no one has a weapon here, so God forbid not to harm the poor animals.
The potential of mutated dinosaurs is almost not used in any way, the same Distortus rex appears extremely rarely and attacks with reluctance. Unfortunately, "Rebirth" doesn't bring anything new to the franchise, but only repeats the old. It's not bad, of course, but not for the seventh movie. That's why I was disappointed. In my opinion, this is an average passer. But, if you're not a fussy viewer, then there's a chance you'll like "Rebirth."
A lot of fog, darkness, classics.
I'm tired of counting how many times I've done a hand job
Some fearless people
A lizard sleeps nearby, and she drags a boat)))
In reality, I think everyone would shit their pants, especially a teenager.
The franchise was flushed down the toilet!
In general, so far it turns out to be the third attempt at the same story as with Star Wars, except that in the second trilogy (1-3), the third film was a fire, unlike here. And I hope that the next two here will not resemble the darkness that was there at 8-9...
A helpless movie. A toothless and primitive scenario. Here you have the stupidest plot about a mythical medicine for the heart and a set of characters of extras, whose characters, apparently, are indicated in the script by a couple of lines. Any attempts to somehow develop these characters in the film lead nowhere. These are dummies who have neither a past nor their own stories within the framework of the plot.
And in terms of charisma, the local set is noticeably inferior to the previous trilogy. You can see how Scarlett is trying to play either an experienced, harsh specialist or the flirtatious Natasha Romanov, but this whole mix of different images only leads to a general misunderstanding of what this character is all about. The rest of us have nothing to play with here.
Especially annoying is the father of the family, who first dragged his daughters into a dangerous area, hoping that he would be lucky to avoid encountering waterfowl dinosaurs, and then the whole film passively watched his daughters trying to survive. Father of the year, no doubt.
If the previous films provided a variety of locations and situations, then everything is boring and insipid here.I was only pleased with the sea trip in the first half. The story itself is a mutant that was crossed from PP3 and Aliens. Everything is very secondary and at least goes out only due to nostalgic vibes of B movies from the 90s.
Speaking of mutants, MYUP is no longer a movie about dinosaurs. We've got a bunch of ugly chimeras here now. The final boss looks like the bastard of facehugger and tyrex. Very funny and ridiculous.
And then there's the mediocre CGI. The only thing that draws out the picture is the full-scale locations and camera work.
The worst film in the franchise to date.
For me, as a dinosaur fan, it's a disappointment. The only "revival" that is happening here is the desire to revise the original 1993.
✅️ Scarlet.
Stressful moments.
A little humor and jokes.
The Negro survived...
that's it... On the downside:
❌️ Not a single familiar character.
, Logic. It's not a closed island at ALL. We climbed over the verevochka and that's it. Where are the guards? Logically, everything here should have been teeming with poachers or the military.
Romantic branch of the gg with the doctor... They made eyes at each other, but in the end, nothing. I love romance, and it would be appropriate here! They looked cute together, but the branch was leaked... so is the plot.
Strangely, they prepared for the mission. If you're in charge, why go on a dangerous expedition? It's like he went to Hawaii in general- in a white shirt and cool glasses, which Leps himself would envy.
, Family. She was infuriating harshly... They were rescued, and they demanded something from completely "strange" strangers who had already saved them. It would have been better if the team had given an ultimatum- either to remain silent or to stay on the overturned boat. And in general, everyone in this family behaves strangely, except for dad- at least he was good.
Basically, the movie got me a beer, so it'll work for once... But I'll take off the star for the merged branch with the doctor and for the zero logic.
The worst movie of the entire franchise, for all the good actors in it and even a good director, it's kind of uncomfortable.
Of the advantages, the only one that is unambiguous is the location and visual of the dinosaurs (except for the final mutant freak...). I especially liked the part with the marine mesosaur, it was very beautiful. 🤩
A huge disadvantage is literally all the characters. It was necessary to try so hard not to register a single charismatic hero. All the characters are cardboard to the core. And why this Mexican family was needed there at all, I still did not understand (if only to stretch the timing).
This is the second blockbuster in a row (I'm talking about "Tornado 2"), where they seem to hint at romance between the main characters, but in the end they break it off. Hey, there was a romantic in all parts of the franchise, let's have some romance! It would be something to cling to emotionally... It's just that somewhere in the middle of the movie, Kincaid was telling Zora so much about "it's time to settle down" and "the clock is ticking" that I was hoping for a shot from that Chekhov shotgun with Dr. Loomis... But, alas, it's a bummer. 🙁
The only thing I liked was the graphics, and the rest... well... That's horrible. As someone who has watched all the parts, I can safely say that this one can't even be included in the background, because the dialogues are the stupidest, and the characters are absolutely not endearing. Everything is literally written according to a very terrible template, where there is some kind of strong and independent main character who is trying to look cool, a male character who will be some kind of mumbler and will only reveal himself somewhere towards the end (although I didn't really notice it here) and some other supporting characters.
I absolutely do not understand where the entire budget was spent. Maybe they were hoping for fans who love this franchise and would watch this movie anyway... Or maybe they were trying to attract viewers with the help of famous actors and already cut some money for them... For example, Scarlett Johansson, who is easy to remember thanks to the films from Marvel... But damn it, even that won't save a ship that should have sunk from the start.
In general... After watching it, there's only one feeling left... An absolute disappointment... And such a juicy spit into the very soul.
"Jurassic World: Rebirth" is changing the tone — now dinosaurs live only in the equatorial zones, and ParkerGenix is sending a dream team (Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali, Jonathan Bailey) for the DNA of three giants: marine, terrestrial and flying. Scarlett is nice to see in the action again, Ali is a real leader, but the parallel plot with a traveling family looks like an extra passenger on a crowded bus.
The expedition to Île Saint-Hubert gives you everything you need: dangerous terrain, narrow corridors, vile "Distortus rex" and signature "oh, that's it" moments. But some of the minor characters die so ridiculously that it seems like Gareth Edwards decided to fuck up. The strangest thing is how Duncan survived. First, no chance, then hop, alive and well, without explanation. But the DNA was saved, and in the end everyone goes to drink cocktails, because after the massacre with dinosaurs they always do that, right?
Afterword: a good dinoboyevik with a mutant twist, but without the family ballast it could have become shorter by 20 minutes and better by a couple of stars.
I was burning out of the scene when the kid went to take a piss, and a picture unfolds in the background as an assassination attempt is being prepared for him, but collapses due to the fact that those predators are attacked by another predator. lool
There's a lot of talk about nothing in Central Asia, a lot of people in a movie about dinosaurs. They tried to tell me something about people, but I didn't get into it. I needed some kind of involvement in the world of dinosaurs, I really love the very first MVP, probably just because they managed to focus on the world of dinosaurs and involved people properly, with their hearts. then they ruined everything, that's right.
Oh yes, Dolores Nyashka
The whole movie was on the news in the cart.
But the movie sucks.
The ideal ending would be for their boat to be swallowed up by a huge Aquasaur at the end, and not a happy ending for a bestial family from which even the hippie groom was not eaten by dinosaurs, they disdained
One of the advantages is the beautiful Johanson and incredible landscapes.
And he's back in the jungle after his 1st movie Monsters (2010) and again with the giant. monsters after Godzilla (2014).
scenes-you are "spread out" around the world, then isolated again.
A herd of Titans, like in the nosy joke https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SMQ9tk3V06I
I watched the RHS voiceover where Tatiana Shitova played Scarlett and it would be a joke if she voiced the navigator in the villain's car.
the words of the negro Duncan that in the jungle you can only hide in water like the Czechs. A gun?
duncan crawling away from a monster in the water in the jungle - You're One Ugly Motherfucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUkvKQ35DUg
the composition of the Persians is like 3 pups. There's a new monster (there's a spinosaurus, there's this freak), there's a family, there's mercenaries, there's a MILF (I like Thea Leonie better), there's Alan Grant's student. and it's like an adult. the guy from 3 pp.
And there's a survivor, too.
Jonathan Bailey and Alessandro Nivola.