s01e13 — I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano

The Sopranos — s01e13 — I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano

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Release Date: 05.04.1999 05:00
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Discussion: Season 1, Episode 13
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iPchel
iPchel
13 Jul 2015, 14:58 #
"This is what cunnilingus and psychiatry have brought us to"
to7op
to7op
27 Oct 2015, 22:48 #
Great first season! I hope it will be even better in the future.
Golden_Kederli
Golden_Kederli
24 Nov 2015, 00:43 #
Judging by Paulie's look, there's no good coming from him... I hope I'm wrong.
ASMikha
ASMikha
11 Apr 2016, 17:00 #
That's what I mean by quality! The plot, the actors are incredible! Everything is just wonderful!
AlexandraSaroyan
AlexandraSaroyan
11 Nov 2017, 03:03 #
Carmella has laid everything out perfectly for this Father Phil. Right to the point.
And oh, that grin of Livia's.. A scary man
olekolegovich
olekolegovich
14 Nov 2024, 13:10 #
@AlexandraSaroyan: Carmella seemed fine with everything, until she saw Phil with someone else and got jealous)
e_mik80
e_mik80
30 Jan 2018, 20:31 #
A brilliant series! How could I have avoided him for so long! Dmitry Yuryevich's voice acting is especially colorful. I was pleased how they posted all the obscenities in translation for TV3, but forgot to remove the Russian mat in the original road)
EasyMan
EasyMan
01 Dec 2021, 03:07 #
@e_mik80: well, in the first season of the mat there were 2-3 words and there were no more, then we will see
Marty and his wife eventually gathered all the mafiosi under the roof of the new restaurant, amused)) That's how HBO knows how to shoot not TV series, but real works of art, and it doesn't matter that it's 2018, it's such a powerful work that in 20 years it will look like a classic!!!
Grmelik
Grmelik
24 Jan 2025, 10:55 #
@Polnayakastilya: The year is 2025, I'm finally ready to watch this series for the first time and I'm happy about this pearl.
Ann6556
Ann6556
29 Apr 21:18 #
@PolnayAkastula: After 27 years, it's still a great worthwhile series. There are almost no such people writing now.
ivanshchitov
ivanshchitov
23 Aug 2019, 13:05 #
Cool first season. I started watching it several times and it didn't go in, but now it just went in and swallowed it in one gulp. The charisma and color of the characters is something with something
Ann6556
Ann6556
29 Apr 21:20 #
@ivanshchitov: I also started a couple of times, and I didn't get involved in any way, but now I've watched it, it's great. One of the best TV series!
nrv_rus
nrv_rus
11 Mar 2020, 16:08 #
The series turned out to be great, even though it was filmed in the last century. By the middle of the season, I only realized this)
Fenyamin
Fenyamin
PRO
07 Nov 2020, 22:02 #
A perfect ending to a wonderful series. It's just a classic of American TV series in all its glory.

I am very glad that I decided to watch this series after all and fell in love with it literally from the 2nd episode. The series is very "real" in terms of working out the images of the characters of both the first and second plan. You really get into their lives / experiences / passions / problems.

The very cool integration of the psychologist into the series adds interest to the place.

In general, thanks to the creators, I'm running to watch the sequel.
damienka
damienka
20 Dec 2020, 01:03 #
I've already watched it for the third time, you notice a lot of interesting little things, like the first time
Christina_
Christina_
03 Mar 2021, 22:34 #
Carmella's speech is top! I put this holy father on his shoulder blades!
id27786854
id27786854
07 Apr 2021, 22:34 #
Silvio's style is just great
Adam_Smith
Adam_Smith
21 Sep 2021, 01:40 #
"What does your ass think about it?
"I usually sit on it, which is what I advise you to do."
lazer7
lazer7
06 Nov 2021, 16:52 #
I tried to start watching several times
But he still didn't come in
And then it just went down.
I'm more drawn to that good old American atmosphere here.
Everything is so lamp-like, cozy, homely
I really like the atmosphere. Now they're shooting in a completely different way...
Although I don't like Puchkov, but it's just incomparable here
The series is not about everyone, not for everyone...it's hard to advise watching it, but whoever feels it will be cool
EasyMan
EasyMan
01 Dec 2021, 16:38 #
The series ended well. The season is generally a bomb, but minor issues are purely on the last episode:
1. Why is the series called that? Tony's Kusomano dreams take no more than 30 seconds. Dreams are either a gun on the wall, or an attempt to confuse the viewer and play on his expectations, or the name was invented to fuck off
2. What kind of cream/paste/what is it on Polly's face in the restaurant in the final scene?
erikkaliev
erikkaliev
04 Jan 2022, 13:43 #
@EasyMan: Cream against nettle in my opinion, when Mikey was chased in the forest Zadel.
xenia_jn
xenia_jn
PRO
02 Nov 2022, 22:01 #
@EasyMan: from burns from Poison Ivy
PsychedSubstance
PsychedSubstance
22 May 2023, 03:50 #
@EasyMan: Regarding the title of the series, the wiki says that these were Jimmy's last words. I'm looking at the voiceover, I didn't hear this phrase myself, it looks like they forgot to translate it.
AnginKa
AnginKa
PRO
28 Jun 2024, 21:56 #
They also write on Kinopoisk that the title of this series is a reference to the serial fantasy comedy of 1965-1970, "I Dream of Ginny"
artem_shirko
artem_shirko
30 Mar 2022, 21:50 #
A legendary thing! This is no longer being filmed and will never be
whale
whale
10 Aug 2022, 12:18 #
Father Phill has been infuriating since the first episode, a vile freeloader. Carmella well done 💪🏻
papirossko
papirossko
03 Nov 2022, 06:09 #
A series that has been reviewed several times)
GiviVezde
GiviVezde
24 Jan 2023, 22:55 #
A great end to the season. Almost all the lines have been tightened and something has been closed, something has been given a new direction and somewhere a thread has been left
pavpasha
pavpasha
27 Mar 2023, 12:56 #
The scene of Tony talking to Artie is just creepy😬The first season🔥
eastfield311
eastfield311
28 Jul 2023, 20:40 #
keep in mind, guys, that Melfi's words about BPD have nothing to do with real psychiatry. people with BPD are not psychopaths, they have feelings and they can enter into normal relationships with other people. Soprano's mother has no signs of BPD - except for caricature ones
Ctixia
Ctixia
02 Aug 2023, 22:59 #
@crazybee: You should decipher the abbreviations, otherwise not everyone speaks English. I had to Google to figure out that you were talking about borderline personality disorder. And it's included in the ICD, but yes, it's definitely not psychopathy. Although their relationship can rarely be called normal.
Ann6556
Ann6556
29 Apr 21:29 #
@eastfield311: Time also has an effect here, there's a lot of stuff from psychotherapy that's outdated. Even more so. I think Mom has sociopathy in all its glory there.
umka_pumka
umka_pumka
14 Aug 2023, 17:49 #
A great end to the season. Tony showing a heart to the feds is just lovely :) And how I like Dr. Melfi!

Tony's mom is a dangerous woman. You won't understand if she's doing all this on purpose (during the season) or if she doesn't really understand what she's saying.

"All the problems are due to cunnilingus and psychiatry" 😂

Tony's conversation with Artie is great! Tony honestly said that he did not set fire to anything, he only gave orders 😅

I'm running to watch the second season :)
bugagaashenka
bugagaashenka
14 Dec 2023, 09:31 #
"I didn't set fire to your restaurant. I swear by my mother."
Ann6556
Ann6556
29 Apr 21:30 #
@bugagaashenka: I've been waiting for this phrase😁
vi_vo
vi_vo
PRO
24 Dec 2023, 00:40 #
A wonderful episode, the scene with Livia in the hospital and the scenes with Dr. Melfi are just the peak of emotions! The legendary quote about cunnilingus and therapy was put on repeat 10 times. I really liked the first season, such quality, everything is so fresh, you can't even tell what was filmed in the last century, as noted above. And the acting is just super!!! And I just love the screensaver, the best screensaver!
wondercheg
wondercheg
27 Feb 2024, 22:03 #
The ratings don't lie, the series is great. As filmed, actors, lives, streets, murders, emotions, etc. all really like it. James Gandolfini in the title role is wonderful!
sameoldblues
sameoldblues
02 Mar 2024, 19:01 #
How I love Tony's relationship with the psychiatrist, they have such chemistry and I ship them furiously! Although it's as if if they really have something, this chemistry will be lost and it won't be the same. But it's a pleasure to watch them, and in general I get high from the series.
komarovaad
komarovaad
PRO
07 Mar 2024, 12:01 #
I am happy that I discovered this masterpiece at a conscious age, and did not watch it as a teenager.
all the characters are so colorful, cool locations, the shooting is amazing (if you don't know that it's ‘99, then you won't even say that), the dialogues are entertaining, I fell in love with the series from the first episodes.
My mother was bombed throughout the season, just frantically, the writers worked this moment out great. I'm sure she's faking it, I don't believe in such coincidences.
Once again, I am convinced that HBO are geniuses and masters of their craft! I am looking forward to it with great pleasure.
alekur
alekur
31 May 2024, 11:24 #
With each episode, Tony's mother annoys me more and more, and Carmella inspires me more and more
Arkane
Arkane
05 Jun 2024, 21:31 #
Libya is getting more and more annoying with each episode
GusBrigs
GusBrigs
19 Jun 2024, 14:31 #
An amazing series! Thanks! The actors, the script, the music — everything is incredible! It's a pleasure to watch this, I'm not afraid of this word, a masterpiece!
nonaems
nonaems
11 Jul 2024, 21:45 #
- Mom died.
- Really? When?
- Six months ago.
- Give her my regards.

This old bastard keeps trying to ruin his son's life. Even in his dotage!

- I didn't burn down your restaurant. I swear by my mother!

A minute ago it surfaced that your own mother turned you in, and now you swear on her life? It's kind of lame.

The scene in the hospital wing with a pillow left a strong impression. The elderly scum was obliged to die with a pillow on her face, but again managed to get away with it. The unsinkable man.
olekolegovich
olekolegovich
14 Nov 2024, 13:14 #
@nonaems: that's why I swore to my mother, I don't feel sorry for her anymore)
Paulina_Moriarty
Paulina_Moriarty
16 Dec 2024, 04:39 #
@olekolegovich: it's more about the fact that this comment about "I swear by my mother" did not particularly convince that he did not burn down the restaurant)
Ann6556
Ann6556
29 Apr 21:32 #
@Paulina_Moriarty: so it's obvious to us viewers that he's lying (even if we didn't know about the restaurant) And his friend didn't know what was going on with his mother. He saw how much he cared about her, so he treasured her and wouldn't throw such words to the wind.
HotFox
HotFox
20 Sep 2024, 09:20 #
The guys from Tony's team run very funny, which I notice again:D

Polly Iago is pure water, it's interesting to review the series and notice all these subtleties and he really looks like a murderer, a real psychopath.

I really like Carmela and Adriana, although Adriana made fun of the former in one of the previous episodes, but I think she really looks like her.
Danusha0803
Danusha0803
05 Oct 2025, 02:27 #
@HotFox: There aren't many comments about Carmela, but she's just a fire! Both smart and very beautiful
Sasasych
Sasasych
30 Jan 2025, 19:10 #
"That's where cunnilingus and psychiatry have taken us." ©
PontiS
PontiS
PRO
08 May 2025, 22:43 #
It's a strong male series, I just got involved, atmospheric and relaxed. I didn't like the first episode, of course, because of the session with the psychologist, but starting with the second one, it immediately began to drag on, and the sessions already looked more lively and even funny in places) And yes, you really only need to watch it in Goblin, it's just like it was made with just such a voice acting.
By the way, Tony's wife and mother are really similar in appearance.
But his love for a psychologist disappeared at the end of the season. I was hoping to check out her boobs again.
I'm following Tony's sexual fantasies all over the show. First the psychologist, then this amazing Italian, but it's a pity that she's not real. His wife is also beautiful, by the way, she has some charm.
olekolegovich
olekolegovich
12 May 2025, 02:42 #
@PontiS: try to watch it in the original
papirossko
papirossko
06 Aug 2025, 12:52 #
@olekolegovich: +
Regisha_milk
Regisha_milk
12 Jun 2025, 18:33 #
— I will resolve the issue with people who pose a danger to you. I'll solve it and you can come back.
—Oh my God, someone's going to get killed.
— Don't get distracted by small things. Think about the main thing
SeriesObserver
SeriesObserver
23 Sep 2025, 23:11 #
Delight! The series keeps you in suspense until the very end, and a family dinner beautifully closes the season.
KirindasRoman
KirindasRoman
15 Nov 2025, 02:33 #
Great season, I'm looking ahead.
MoonRine
MoonRine
22 Feb 07:57 #
I got to the sopranos in 2026. It's a good crime comedy. Actors, my respects. No wonder the series is called one of the best.
The soprano is the same voice in the singing, a subtle reference that Tony sings about our case for this psychiatrist, subtly, subtly.
Ann6556
Ann6556
29 Apr 16:27 #
"500 years flew by unnoticed"
Ann6556
Ann6556
29 Apr 19:52 #
"That's what cunnilingus and psychiatry have brought us to"😂
Ann6556
Ann6556
29 Apr 21:16 #
@Ann6556: Damn, this quote is already in the comments. But nothing)
Ann6556
Ann6556
29 Apr 20:23 #
"Is someone going to be killed? Don't get distracted by the little things!"
Ann6556
Ann6556
29 Apr 21:08 #
The only thing I regret is that I didn't watch this series during the depression. It would be very useful to me. Now I'm already looking at everything from the outside, both at Tony and at myself. And my relationship with my mother ended almost the same way.…
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