Overview
Legless Southern inventor Dr. Arliss Loveless plans to rekindle the Civil War by assassinating President Ulysses S. Grant. Only two men can stop him: gunfighter James West and master-of-disguise and inventor Artemus Gordon. The two must team up to thwart Loveless' plans.
— I believe that when a person rises from the dead, I must be present.
—Miss East tells me that you expect to meet with General McGrath." I admit, I haven't seen him for as long as I haven't seen my Negroes.
— I understand that it is difficult for such a person to maintain relationships with even half of his acquaintances.
"I don't think dear Miss East will let you become a slave to her disappointment."
— You know, lovely women captivate us, and then cut off our legs.