F9

Sludge

He's such a rotten guy, they don't know what to invent and they don't insert special effects anymore (by the way, they're not very good). 3/5

Can Fast and Furious 9 already be called space fiction? Their cars can easily fly over a wide cliff... After that, I turned it off, to digest the nonsense. Only the final chase is impressive.

The brothers' family grates could not be revealed, it was sad. Charlize Theron has very little in the film, her role in the film is empty, it's even a shame for her. There is no plot at all

That's all. That awkward moment when the film became much less realistic than the children's animated series based on it. In general, the meme has become a reality. Afterburner flew into space. I don't even know what to say. This is very stupid. Straight extremely. Another lost relative. This time, Torretto's own younger brother, played by John Cena. Apparently, Dominic's brother is from another mother. And, apparently, from another father. Another resurrected character. Moreover, the screenwriters do not even try to come up with a more or less plausible excuse for a miraculous rescue. Another million words "family", uttered in two and a half hours. Well, there are little things: driving through a minefield, supermagnets that for some reason do not act on the cars in which they are installed (I am silent about the missing numerous civilian victims), immortal heroes, jumping over a cliff with a harpoon, endless cables thrown across half the city, Cardi B out of nowhere, mega-responsible parents who will try to die hundreds of times just not to sit with their son, some unhealthy five-minute chemistry between Diesel and Helen Mirren (there was no such chemistry between him and Michelle Rodriguez in any part of the franchise, hehe), constantly joking Tyrese Gibson, who openly admits once for at once, that in the Fast and the Furious, the delirium of a madman has been going on for a long time. But - surprise! - this is not the worst part of the series. I'm amazed how the cozy world of Diesel doesn't fall apart under all this stupidity, but it's fun to watch (well, once every half hour the brain boils up from all the nonsense and you need to put your head in the freezer). Yes, it's a dumb movie, but it's not infuriating, like, for example, the latest Star Wars. Dudes are coming off for all the money. And you watch this Santa Barbara on wheels (in every sense) with some kind of academic inexhaustible interest.
And in general, I am glad that the world of illegal racing opens up a whole new world of possibilities. It's enough to drift for a year in the central square of your city and you can consider yourself a hacker, a spy, a rocket scientist, an astronaut, after all.

Rating: 6 physics textbooks for the seventh grade out of 10

With all my love for the franchise, but this is some kind of fantastic comedy. Dominic used to be one of my favorite characters, but now he's terribly stuffy!!! Personally, he has already UNREALISTICALLY annoyed me with his stone physiognomy and his FAMILY is tired of hearing it all the time! And although I don't really like the dominance of black actors of 100 pieces per square meter in current films, but it is in this "Fast and Furious " Roman, Dash and Ramsey are a stream of fresh air for me, because of them I only watch this nonsense! Previously, at least Hobbs and Deckard Shaw diluted this company, but Vin Diesel must have thought that too much attention was being paid to them and decided not to call them into the project at all, but in vain!

Degradation is complete and in all directions! Such that when viewed it becomes embarrassing and disgusting. How not to be ashamed of the actors and the director? And what's wrong with the heads of those who make this film box office and ratings? In my opinion, everything looks like a parody of ourselves, only boring, unfunny and unsuccessful. Shameful.
P.S. Apparently, they are not knocking loudly enough from the bottom. The series is planned to have 2 more sequels.

The main thing is not to forget to turn off the brain when watching so as not to look for fiction in a fantastic movie, and you can enjoy watching what you once received in video salons of the 90s also with the worst graphics, now at least you can look at beautiful pictures)

What I just watched Fast and Furious 9 has nothing to do with the first fast and furious at all. Seriously, the car is in space 🤣 Khan is alive after the plane crash, here you can really resurrect anyone you want))) I'm shocked...It's a movie about racing)

They flew into space by car, fly in cars in the sky, fly out of the plane holding a parachute on their shoulder, blow up a car with one of the gg Persians and resurrect him, take some brother who never existed, and off they went. Sorry, but I won't even watch part 10. If they flew into space at 9, I'm afraid to imagine what happens in part 10 and what will happen at 11. Is there by any chance the director is not from the Penthouse? She also likes to kill and resurrect gg characters, especially to kill him in part 1, and to resurrect him in the penultimate series and then finally kill him in the last. They apparently have one motto: "If a character is dead, then he is not dead"

Well, this is not Fast and Furious, but some kind of rubbish. By the way, even 8 was still interesting to watch, at least there was a more or less thought-out plot. And Letty was gorgeous there. Well, as well as Tyrese and Hobbs. And here... There's clearly already a movie about the fact that the stone muzzle of a Diesel engine will push through any laws of physics, and nothing else. I must say, Diesel's imagination, apparently, is as stony as his muzzle. Not a single gram of zest, films named after themselves. 2 and 3, by the way, which were without it, as for me, were the least stuffy of all. Well, Toretto himself is a stuffy, damn character. In part 1, he still looked like a real person, and since part 4 he has already become a fucking terminator. And when, I wonder, did Vin Diesel become the absolute master of the franchise? Seriously, if you remove it, she may well play with new colors, sigh, he strangles the whole movie, drains the life out of him with this quarry face of his! In short, it's annoying and sad. Especially if you remember the first part. It was a legendary movie with a great bromance. And this... just a plastic disgrace. There is simply no soul in this film anymore. What would Paul Walker say, may he rest in peace?

I don't understand such low user ratings for this movie. I think that the creators were able to ridicule all such cliched films, as well as to make fun of their own brainchild. This is commendable, if only because they understand what they are filming and do not try to justify themselves. The dialogues and the plot, of course, leave much to be desired, although it turned out better than the 8th part in this regard. Gorgeous action and violation of literally all the laws of physics is ensured, for which the Fast and Furious franchise has been loved and joked about often lately, which is worth a spacewalk. The cinematography and visual effects are wonderful, especially with Dominic's memory underwater, very beautifully staged. The musical accompaniment is not remembered, unfortunately, this is the trouble, of course, as well as the songs from the original performers. The return of the characters is also a slippery slope for the overall plot, which the screenwriters, plus or minus, coped with, given the entire setting. But in general, it turned out to be a good action movie, not even too long with pretentious and vital speeches.

Fast and furious and cars in space are the PPTs, comrades...