Возвращение блудного попугая

"Goodbye! Our meeting was a mistake!"
:)

— I'm coming to Tahiti.… Have you ever been to Tahiti?
— Tahiti, Tahiti… We haven't been to any Tahiti! They feed us well here, too.

— Oh, you greyness! It's a bubble gum!..

— Uh, I'm flying to Tahiti once.… Have you ever been to Tahiti? Well, Major Tomin tells me, "Mrs. Monica from the culinary college robbed the savings bank." Gone... "A million, a million, a million scarlet roses..." And I said to him, "Shura, be careful — the criminal is armed!" And he said to me, "There's a white mouse in the Greek hall, in the Greek hall..."

And then the rye sprang up, the beetroot began to thrash!