Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

One of my favorite movies 😍

My favorite movie when I was a kid

The film is simply divided into quotes.

It was so boring that I couldn't even finish watching it..

Cards, money, two barrels, three bananas, cucumber, soup, potatoes, jelly, ketchup, eggs, mayonnaise (c) Jason Statham

❝ — Where are the invitations? "Invitations?" — Invitations! Four white pieces of paper with your names on them. — There are a hundred thousand pieces of paper with the portrait of the queen. Will it do? ❞

Cards, Money, Two Barrels is Guy Ritchie's first feature film, as well as the first film starring Jason Statham. That's why it's a very good movie.
There are many characters in the film, and each of them is revealed, their motives and goals are shown.

There is a lot of black humor in the film.

The soundtrack, in my opinion, is even better than in future Richie films.

Although the film seems funny, it also carries a deep meaning: it shows the cruelty of the world and the importance of friendship.

The open ending retains a sense of tension and "tininess" even after watching the movie.

However, there are disadvantages.:

Some scenes seem counterintuitive. For example, a shootout in a deserted place in clear weather, when the police do not seem to exist.
At the beginning of the movie, the picture doesn't create the right atmosphere.

I advise everyone.

I love this movie. I review it when I'm in a bad mood. But you have to look at the Goblin translation. He has the most accurate and funniest:

Tom found himself in a difficult position. However, Chris was sympathetic to the fact that Tom had a couple of objects in his hands that looked like loaded guns. In turn, Tom was sympathetic to another fact: the guns were not loaded.
So, by and large, when Tom went out the back door and Chris left with the money, no one lost face.

(looking at the amount of money in Nick's hands)
— Nick, and when you don't buy a stereo, are you financing revolutions?

"And you must be Eddie, J.D.'s son?"
And you must be Harry? I'm sorry, I do not know your father.
Nothing, son. If you behave like that, you'll meet him soon."

Crafted by Italian craftsmen, stolen by English thieves.
It's as long as my arm. I wish everything was as long as that.
And don't think that because the boxes are sealed, they are empty. Only the undertaker will sell you the empty ones. Judging by your faces, it's time for some of you to measure your height. So, the price.
Come on, squeeze in here, with your left foot, with your right foot, the rest will go by itself, it's called walking.
Anyone who doesn't make it today will regret it tomorrow.
If you wait a long time, I'll have time to sell everything.
Anyone who doesn't have cash will cry indecently.

Yeah, a little pain won't hurt anyone... If you know what I mean. Besides, I think knives are a great idea! Big, shiny, fucking knives. The kind you can skin a crocodile with. Knives are good because they don't make noise, and the less noise they make, the more convenient it will be for us to use them. Cut everyone up properly, bleed them, let them see that we're not joking. TRUNKS ARE FOR SUCKERS, KNIVES ARE THE CHOICE OF THE MASTERS!))))

Well, what a good thing after all... And young Statham still doesn't knock everyone out.

Learn from your mistakes.

Fuck, this is just a fucking story from Guy Ritchie, everything is so clear, although it shouldn't be because of so many characters and everything is so absurd that it's funny, just my favorite action movie

A pleasant classic)

The best shot by Guy Ritchie